Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Oh The Shame Cookie Butt

OK maybe not shame - maybe humiliation is better. Went to put on my pants this morning and discovered that at some point yesterday I sat on some of the boys' fig newtons. I walked down to the market to pick up dinner. There were countless people standing in line behind me. The market also has outdoor seating-which was full. Might even be better than that. Walked the babes and the dog about 1 hour before. Obviously Mr. Pearl and Pebble is not checking out my ass.


  1. I'm laughing so hard the the dogs are looking at me funny. If it is any consolation, I just changed my pants after working in the studio and noticed a big clay hand print on my butt. This is after I walked up and down the driveway with a contractor behind me. Big white clay hand print all over my butt. He had the decency not to chortle, snicker, or laugh. But then again, maybe he wasn't checking out my butt.

  2. Haaaaaa! I think we've all done that at one time or other. Once I shucked off my jeans which I had worn for just a few hours. The next day I put them back on and my husband and I went to a family reunion on his side of the family. We were married just a few months and I was rather shy around this big, loud group. As we were all visiting in the small living room, it was standing room only, and I felt something slither down my leg. When I looked down I notice my panties on the floor--which I must have shucked off at the same time as my jeans the night before. I was hoping it was just a kleenex or a dryer sheet, but that was not the case. Of course everyone saw it and had plenty to say about it. I was mortified and quickly picked them up and ran to the car. My face was red for hours.

    Now, doesn't that make you feel better?

  3. lol...sorry can't help but chuckle!!! I do feel your pain though as i would have been embarrassed!

    I've been sitting here trying to come up with something to pass along but I can't think of anything that has happened to my or that I've done, I'll probably wake up in the middle of the night laughing about husband has left the house many times with his t-shirt(he works construction so wears t-shirts)on inside out... :~)


  4. The comments above are as cute as hour post! Thanks for the chuckles!